Intro: D E A 

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My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad 
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I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad 
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I've been taking lots of drugs because they teach me not to care 
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Yeah I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair 

D E A E A 
Ooooooooh 

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My brother told that he's gonna kill himself tonight 
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With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife 
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He said that when he's dead I'll have his Nintendo 64 
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And I can play it all night long sitting on the basement floor 

D E A E A 
Ooooooooh 

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My girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore 
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And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool 
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So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink 
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She said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink 

D E A E A 
Ooooooooh 

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