Intro: Am 

Verse 
Am 
There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square 
  Em                                 Am 
A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar 
                                Dm 
There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star 
    E7                                  Am 
And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar 

Verse 
Am 
There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell it all 
          Em                                           Am 
About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall 
                                          Dm   E7 
Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all 
                                                             Am 
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall 
          Dm7                 Am 
In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall 
           E7                                                Am 
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall 

Verse 
Am                                                      Em 
Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame 
                                                     Am 
Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame 
                              Dm 
We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game 
E7                                                   Am 
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same 
        Dm7                                         Am 
We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same 
               E7                                    Am 
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same 

Instrumental 
Am 
Em    Am      Dm    E7       Am 

Verse 
Am 
Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus wear? 
         Em                       Am 
Will the faded star redeem himself, become a millionaire? 
                                   Dm 
Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect pair? 
E7                                          Am 
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care 
     Dm7                        Am 
Does anybody care, does anybody care 
        E7                                  Am 
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care 

Outro 
        Dm                       E7                    Am 
And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the square