Don't Sit Down Cause I've Moved Your Chair

Dm        Dm        Dm       F    E  Dm 
Dm        Dm        Dm       F    E  Dm 

Dm                               F    E 
Break a mirror 
Dm                               F    E 
Roll the dice 
Dm                               F    E 
Run with scissors 
(E)       Dm                     F    E      
Through a chip pan fire fight 
Dm                               F    E  Dm 
Go into business with a grizzly bear 
F  E      Dm                                     F  E 
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair 

Dm        Dm        Dm        F Dm         (Strum F once) 
Dm        Dm        Dm        F    E  Dm (4x) 

(F) (E)(Dm)                       F    E 
Find a well known hardman 
     Dm                           F    E    
And start a fight 
Dm                                F    E 
Wear your shell suit 
(E)Dm                             F    E 
On bonfire night 
(F) (E)   Dm                                F    E  Dm 
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square 
 F   E    Dm                                     F   E 
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair 

Dm        Dm        Dm        Dm F 

F   Bb           Dm 
Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah x2 

(Dm)      Dm        Dm        Dm   

Dm                          
Bite the lightning 
    Dm 
And tell me how it tastes 
Dm 
Kung Fu fighting 
        Dm 
On your roller skates 
Dm 
Do the macarena in the devils lair 
          Dm 
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair 

Dm        Dm        (silence)        (F) 

F   Bb           Dm 
Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah (3x) 
F   Bb 
Ooh... 

Dm F (8x)