Polka-dot Undies

Intro 

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[Verso 1]

 
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Well, I went for a drive in my pick up truck 
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I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to 
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Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts 
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And I blushed brightly when she showed me her 
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Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls 
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So l took off my pants, and I showed her my 
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Polka-dot undies! 
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My polka-dot undies! 


[Verso 2]


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Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart 
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I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna 
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Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass" 
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She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her 
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Pointing to something that flashed by real quick 
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She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your 
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Polka-dot undies! 
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My polka-dot undies! 


[Verso 3]


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Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front 
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She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my 
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Brother's new car? The one that he stole?" 
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Then she asked me to look up her 
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Whole damn family, and I went into shock 
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When I found out it was her sister who really liked 
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Polka-dot undies! 
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My polka-dot undies! 


[Verso 4]


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Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm 
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She'd swallow almost anything, except for 
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Stories that her brother didn't like birds 
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But hung around leather bars, and liked to eat 
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Fish and chips, and he still sucked his thumb 
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I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my 
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Polka-dot undies! 
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My polka-dot undies! 


[Verso 5]


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I kissed her softly, and I said, "I'll tell you what 
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Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your 
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Last bar of chocolate - the one that's in the parcel" 
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She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a 
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Taxi. And I said, "I beg your pardon! 
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But get me home real fast before I lose my 
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Polka-dot undies! 
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My polka-dot undies! 


[Verso 6]


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The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleaming 
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But you'll never find it in a glass of warm 
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Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit  
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And you probably already think I am full of 
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Vague innuendos and double-meaning rhymes 
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But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your 
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Polka-dot undies! 
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Your polka-dot undies! 
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Your edi-ble undies!