Intro E  G  A 
 

[Verso 1]

       A 
On the on-ramp you said 
        G                                D 
"If you love me, you will listen to this song" 
            F#m                E 
And I could tell that you were serious 
    A                         G 
So I didn't tell you you were driving the wrong way 
       F#m                           D 
On the interstate until the song was done 
E                F#m   A         G           E 
You felt like an idiot adding an hour to the drive 
                              F#m 
But it gave us more time to embarrass ourselves 
A                  F#m           G 
Tellin' stories we wouldn't tell anyone else 

 

[Refrão]

           F#m              E                 A       G D 
You said, "I might like you less now that you know me so well" 
F#m              E                 A       G D 
I might like you less now that you know me so well 

 

[Verso 2]

        A          G                F#m           D 
Leonard Cohen once said, "There's a crack in everything 
               A          G 
That's how the light gets in" 
    F#m         D                 A   G   A   G D 
And I am not an old man having an existential crisis 
                  A             G        D 
At a Buddhist monastery writing horny poetry 
       F#m 
But I agree 

 

[Refrão]

  D                   E         A 
I never thought you'd happen to me 
  D                   E         A 
I never thought you'd happen to me 

Final G  E  D  F#m