G				  C 
Them boys from Oklahoma   roll their joints all wrong 
	D		    G	 
They're too damn skinny and   way too long 
		      C	 
I ain't a holy roller, so I just use a bong 
	D				   G 
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 
 
(Same chord progression throughout the song) 
 
Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed 
They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed 
That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's  Texican's creed 
Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed 
 
Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot 
That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got 
Haulin' water up a hill's takes quite a lot 
Them boys from Arkansas got some damn fine pot 
 
Now them boys from California gott'em a kinky streak 
They like to roll their own but their wrist are too weak 
But they really start to puff'n when you stick one in their beak 
Them boys from California gott'em a kinky streak 
 
Them faggots down in Norman gott'em a kinky streak 
They like to roll their own but their Sooner wrists are too weak 
They really start to puff'n when you stick one in their beak 
Them faggots down in Norman got a kinky streak 
 
I used to have me dog, named him ol'Joe Clark 
And I swear that dog used to belong to a narc 
Every time I got around him all he did was bark 
But he paid himself off time and time again 
 
Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag 
They'll charge you fifty bucks for a quarter bag 
I got some in my guitar case but I'm not the type to brag 
But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag 
 
Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed 
Them alligators is mean,   they eat up all the seed 
But on a bayou night by the light of the full moon 
You can walk out and pick ya a sack full of  'shrooms 
 
Them boys in Colorado would just as soon pan for gold 
The nights are too long, the growin season's too cold 
They just as soon smoke a joint that Jason Boland had rolled 
Least that's what I been told