Intro 

N.C. 
Little fat man who sold his soul 
N.C. 
Little fat man who sold his dream 
N.C. 
Chubby little loser... 
  A 
Chubby little loser 
 Fmaj7 
National joke 
N.C. 
No, not chubby little loser... 



[Verso 1]
 
   A 
Pathetic little fat man 
Fmaj7 
No one's bloody laughing 
     G6 
The clown that no one laughs at 
     E7 
They all just wish he'd die 



[Verso 2]
 
            A 
He's so depressed at being useless 
    Fmaj7 
The fat man takes his own life (No, no) 
            A 
He's so depressed at being hated 
Fmaj7 
Fatty takes his own life (fatty? Fatso? Yeah, let's go with fatso.) 
 A 
Fatso takes his own life 
   Fmaj7 
He blows his bloated face off (No.) 
   Fmaj7 
He blows his stupid brains out 
         G6                       E7 
But the twat would probably miss (Yes, Linda, I like that!) 



[Verso 3]
 
    A                  Fmaj7 
He sold his soul for a shot at fame 
 G6                          E7 
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame 
      A                Fmaj7 
He's got no style, he's got no grace 
      G6                      E7 
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space (Yeah, everyone sing that last line: 1, 2, 3) 
      G6                      E7 
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space 


[Refrão]
 
 A                Fmaj7  Cmaj7     G6 
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again) 
 A                Fmaj7  Cmaj7     G6 
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Yeah!) 
 A                Fmaj7  Cmaj7     G6 
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again) 

Outro 
      A                    Fmaj7           Cmaj7      G6 
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug) 
  A                     Fmaj7          Cmaj7      G6 
Little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug) 
         A                    Fmaj7            Cmaj7      G6 
He's a little fat man (See his pug-nosed face) Pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)