G 
i don't drive a car  
 Em 
'cause they run on gas  
         C 
but if i did  
     C         D 
it'd run on biomass  
         G 
i ride a bike  
   Em 
or sometimes a skateboard  
   C 
so fuck off all you drivers  
C               D 
and your yuppie hordes  
C 
sitting all day  
G              D 
in the traffic queues  
C            D              G 
i'm a better anarchist than you  

i don't eat meat  
i just live on moldy chives  
or the donuts that i found  
in last week's dumpster dives  
look at you people in that restaurant  
i think you are so sad  
when you coulda been eating bagels  
like the ones that i just had  
i think it is a shame  
all the bourgeois things you do  
i'm a better anarchist than you  

i don't wear leather  
and i like my clothes in black  
and i made a really cool hammock  
from a moldy coffee sack  
i like to hop on freight trains  
i think that is so cool  
it's so much funner doing this  
than being stuck in school  
i can't believe you're wearing  
those brand new shiny shoes  
i'm a better anarchist than you  

i don't have sex  
and there will be no sequel  
because heterosexual relationships  
are inherently unequal  
i'll just keep moshing  
to rancid and the clash  
until there are no differences  
in gender, race or class  
all you brainwashed breeders  
you just haven't got a clue  
i'm a better anarchist than you  

i am not a pacifist  
i like throwing bricks  
and when the cops have caught me  
and i've taken a few licks  
i always feel lucky  
if i get a bloody nose  
'cause i feel so militant  
and everybody knows  
by the time  
the riot is all through  
i'm a better anarchist than you  

i don't believe in leaders  
i think consensus is the key  
i don't believe is stupid notions  
like representative democracy  
whether or not it works  
i know it is the case  
that only direct action  
can save the human race  
so when i see you in your voting booths  
then i know it's true  
i'm a better anarchist than you