Conspiracy Waco Shit

[Verso 1]
 
C                Em 
I still want to learn to play piano. 
  F                   G/A 
I could be practicing every day. 
C                  Em 
I keep saying I'd love to start running. 
  F                   G/A 
I'd be in shape if I had my way. 

Em                    Am 
But there were always aliens to think about. 
F                 G 
Illuminati in the puppet state. 
Em                       Am 
Chemtrails poisoning the populace. 
F                   G 
No use trying, it's much too late. 
 


[Refrão]
 
Am        G/A   F     G/A     F/G  G C 
Big croc, conspiracy, whack-o shit. 
Am        G/A         F/G         G 
Deadlock, the truth I never will admit. 
     G/A               Dm7 
It's only an excuse to quit. 
     G/A               F/G    C 
Conspiracy and whack-o shit.  


Instrumental:
C F C Am F/G G/A  (x2) 


[Verso 2]
 
C                Em 
I spend my days hiding in the basement. 
F                  G/A 
Isolated as I can get. 
C              Em 
Sink down deep into my wormhole. 
    F                   G/A 
The dark side of the internet. 

Em                    Am 
I might have liked to drive across America. 
F/G               G/A 
Camping out in the old arms. 
Em                  Am 
I'm too scared of queuing on and on and on. 
F/G                          G/A 
They'll hack my brain with a new 5G. 
 


[Refrão]
 
Am        G/A   F     G/A     F/G  G C 
Big croc, conspiracy, whack-o shit. 
Am        G/A         F/G         G 
Deadlock, the truth I never will admit. 
     G/A               Dm7 
It's only an excuse to quit. 
     G/A               F/G    C 
Conspiracy and whack-o shit. 
 


[Verso 3]
 
Em                    Am 
Fist clenched, strangling my iPad. 
F                 G 
Apocalyptically entertained. 
Em                       Am 
I'm sweat drenched, paranoid it's this bad. 
F                   G 
Pure adrenaline in my veins. 
 


[Ponte]
 
Em                 F             C 
At least I finally see I have no choices. 
Em                 F                  C 
Because everyone's controlled by the deep state. 
Em         F/G A             C 
Long as we believe in unseen forces. 
              Dm7               F/G A G 
We never even try to change our fate. 
 

Outro:
 
Am        G/A   F     G/A     F/G  G C 
Big croc, conspiracy, whack-o shit. 
Am        G/A         F/G         G 
Deadlock, the truth I never will admit. 
     G/A               Dm7 
It's only an excuse to quit. 
     G/A               F/G    C 
Conspiracy and whack-o shit. 
     G/A               Dm7 
It's only an excuse to quit. 
     G/A               F/G    C 
Conspiracy and whack-o shit.