G 
You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry 
G 
My dad told me it was really scary 
C                                              G 
We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us 
G 
Your people 



G 
When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad 
G 
Some jerks were happy 
G 
No, they were not sad 
            C 
They said, "Hooray 
C 
There's no way he's okay 
C                        G 
Yeah I think he has gone away 
G 
Far away 
G 
There to stay 
G 
Oh hooray" 



C           D                  G 
They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome 
C           D                  G 
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome 
C                  D        G                 C 
'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about 
C 
It won't take that much longer 
                Am             D 
You're getting stronger every day 



              G 
And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah 
G 
They're afraid that you will attack and 
C                                    G 
I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers 



           G 
And now it looks like you'll be back in your place 
G 
My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face 
C 
He said, "Hooray 
C 
He's okay 
C 
Oh Voldaya 
C                           G 
Yeah, I think he is back to stay 
G 
Praise the day 
G 
I am gay 
G 
Oh hooray" 



C           D                  G 
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome 
C                   D            G 
Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome too? 
C                 D 
Won't you do me a solid 
G                      C 
And share with me your knowledge 
C 
It won't take that longer 
            Am             D 
I could get stronger every dayyyyy yeah 
D 
So much stronger 



G 
Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes 
G 
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is 
C 
I just wanna live forever 
C 
So's we can be together 
G 
And show everyone else something more to do too 



G 
Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes 
G 
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is 
C 
I just wanna live forever 
C 
So's we can be together 
G 
And show everyone else something more to do too