G                   C           G 
Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood 
                          D             G 
Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good: 
                         C         G 
Leave it as it is, it'll get first place 
                            D           G 
We'll call it 'A full shift at the coal face'". 
               C         G             D7  G 
Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a Y B A 
              C        G     D7      G 
And you're no longer a miner as of today. 
                       C        G 
Praise for the wardens ready to fine 
                      D         G 
Anyone caught saying 'graphic design' 
                    C         G 
Rag mag seller said I'd be in pleats 
                    D                G 
Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets. 
           C          G             D7          G 
Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away 
   C         G           D7      G 
If I had possession over Pancake Day. 
           C      G         D7           G 
Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade 
    C       G              D7           G 
And he will say 'is this a glass of limeade?' 
     C      G           D7           G 
And 'if so, why is it a glass of limeade?' 
   C        G    D7            G 
And after a while he'll die of thirst.