(Intro) D E F (x4) 
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Girl of my dreams says she’s gonna pick me up in the morning 
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Gonna head south-west, spend two weeks living in the sunshine 
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We’ve got the best room booked in the best hotel on the seafront 
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Hard-boiled eggs on a beach with a Blue Flag status. 
         D   E  F 
Westward Ho! 
         D   E  F 
Westward Ho! 

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Fairground bound gonna have a little tussle with a claw crane 
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She meanwhile may like to see what’s going on in Northam 
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A Devon cream tea around half past three would be splendid 
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Crazy golf with a Swedish couple we befriended. 
         D   E  F 
Westward Ho! 
         D   E  F      (instr) D E F   (x4) 
Westward Ho! 

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Why is my fortnight suddenly coming to a standstill? 
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And why is Frank Ifield jumping up and down on a windmill? 
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And why is my girl getting married to a plasterer from Bacup? 
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Phoebus sinks and it all goes dark and then I wake up. 
         D   E  F 
Westward Ho! 
         D   E  F 
Westward Ho! 

         D                    E 
Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let down 
F 
What a let-down, what a- 
         D                    E 
Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let-down 
F                                  D E F  (x4) D 
What a let-down, what a let-down.