[Intro ]

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I really was born at 9:29 AM on 9/29 
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You think I'm lying but I'm, I'm  being  dead serious 
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Okay, I'll prove it 
  
Primeira Parte 

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Well, who am I? I'm  almost 25 
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Can't remember half the time that I've been alive 
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'Cause half was in a cheap apartment 
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And half was on the Eastside (Eastside) 
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They said don't meet your heroes, they're all fuckin' weirdos 
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And God knows that they were right 
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Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you 
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Then put you on a feature on the B-Side 
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And who do you call when it's late at night? 
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When the headlines just don't paint the picture right 
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When you look at yourself on a screen and say 
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"Oh my God, there's no way that's me" 
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And I, I quit smoking, well recently, I tried 
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And I bought another house, and I never go outside 
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And I remember this girl with pink hair in Detroit 
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Well, she told me 
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She said, "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die 
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'Cause we need you," and honestly, I think that she lied 
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And I remember the names of every single kid I've met 
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But I forget half the people who I've gotten in bed 
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And I've stared at the sky in Milwaukee 
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And hoped that my father would finally call me 
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And it's just these things that I'm thinkin' for hours 
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And I'm pickin' my hair out in clumps in the shower 
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Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder 
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But then I realize that I'm no higher power 
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That I wasn't in love then, and I'm still not now 
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And I'm so happy I figured that out 
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I've got a long way to go until self-preservation 
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Think my moral compass is on a vacation 
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And I can't believe I still feed my fucking temptation 
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I'm still looking for my salvation 
  
Refrão 

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Soft and slow, watch the minutes go 
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Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself 
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Watch the minutes go 
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Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself 
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I think I have a confession to make 
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I feel like (So we know you don't) 
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I need to say that I was really born at 9:26 
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I saw my birth certificate, and I'm a liar 
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And I'm a fucking liar 

Soft and slow, watch the minutes go 

Count out loud, so we know you don't  

Keep 'em for yourself