Intro Ab 

Verse 
Ab 
I hope you break your neck 
                       Eb 
While you're looking up 
                       Ab 
Up at that pile of shit 
                Eb 
You have created 
                      Ab 
I hope you're getting off 
                        Eb 
While you're looking on down 
                Ab 
On me and on my friends 
                        Eb 
Oh, I know you hate them 
 

[Refrão]
Bb           Cm 
I don't even know what 
            Ab 
What's even cool but 

I heard what you said while the door was shut 
Bb              Cm 
A free drink is neat but 
         Ab 
Honestly, I was an envious green 

When you heard me say 

Everyone, everyone, everyone is a DJ 

Instrumental 
Ab Eb (x2) 

Verse 
Bb            Ab 
Such a pretty face 
              Eb 
Tiny waste of space 
             Ab 
Blowing your way 
                           Eb 
To the front of the line today 

So tonight things will be so great 
Bb             Cm                    Ab 
I think you're walking backwards but who am I 
Bb         Cm                  Ab 
Oh, who am I to deliver this advice? 

Who am I, who am I? 


[Refrão]
Bb           Cm 
I don't even know what 
            Ab 
What's even cool but 

I heard what you said while the door was shut 
Bb              Cm 
A free drink is neat but 
         Ab                Gm 
Honestly, I was an envious green 

When you heard me say 
Ab 
Everyone, everyone, everyone is a DJ 
Eb                  Ab 
Everyone, everyone, everyone is a DJ 

Instrumental 
Eb Ab (x2) 

Bb           Cm 
I don't even know what 
            Ab 
What's even cool but 
                 Gm 
I heard what you said while the door was shut 
Bb              Cm 
A free drink is neat but 
      Ab                   Gm 
Honestly, I was an envious green 
                     Eb 
When you heard me say...