Intro:  E  A  E  A  D  
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I'm in the surf 
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Of a million sexy words 
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I'll take my time 
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In this lascive crazy world 
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While she's still young 
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And before I get old 
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At last corner 

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She said that I got 
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The perfect penis 
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Urological cirurgy 
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Well, I have none 
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Travel this way 
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Al I've gotta say 

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Is calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ha-ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 

Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-ca 

( E  A  E  A ) 

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She said that she likes the way that I walk 
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When I walk that mute 
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When I walk that poppy 
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Seeing this way 
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All I've gotta think 
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Now she is my friend 

( E  A  E  A  D ) 
( A  E  A ) 

She says she adores me 
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And my hyped pop style 
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And that she's the evil 
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When I smile 
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And right in this way 
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All I've gotta scream 

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Is calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ha-ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands 
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(Calling all bands) 

Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-ca