The Björk Song

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Björk, Björk, were you brought by the stork? 
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Or were you created from butter and cork? 
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I love you so much that I act like a dork 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 


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I was cruising the channel-box looking for Mork 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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Or Fantasy Island with suave Mr. Roarke 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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But then when I saw her, I near dropped my fork 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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My heart spun around with incredible torque 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk!   Oh... 


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Björk, Björk, were you brought by the stork? 
   A                     D 
Or were you created from butter and cork? 
  D 
I love you so much that I act like a dork 
   A                   D 
Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 

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She's small and she's odd, like a lepton or quark 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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She's much more attractive than even Judge Bork 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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I'd travel the nation, L.A. to New York 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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But she's probably in Iceland, so that wouldn't work 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk!   Oh... 


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Björk, Björk, were you brought by the stork? 
   A                     D 
Or were you created from butter and cork? 
  D 
I love you so much that I act like a dork 
   A                   D 
Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 

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If only she'd let me, her love I would hork 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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I'd die for her with help from Dr. Kevork- 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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I'd take her to hear the philharmonic orch- 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk! 
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Let's go to my bedroom, that's where we'd -- 
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Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk!   Oh... 


[Refrão]
 
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Björk, Björk, were you brought by the stork? 
   A                     D 
Or were you created from butter and cork? 
  D 
I love you so much that I act like a dork 
   A                   D 
Oh Björk! Oh Björk! Oh Björk!