G            Cadd9                 G  Cadd9 
Sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad  
              G          Cadd9                   G  Cadd9 
bitchin' and moaning on and on about the time I had  
       G                       Cadd9                 G  Cadd9 
and by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone  
            G            Cadd9              G  Cadd9 
then when Thursday came around I was all alone 
      D                                         Cadd9 
so I went for a drive to clear my mind and ended up at a shell on I-65 

        G                  Cadd9 
Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket  
       G                  Cadd9 
bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it  
       G                      Cadd9                   D 
she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong  
       G              Cadd9 
I was caller #5 on the radio station 
       G            Cadd9 
won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation 
  G                 Cadd9            D 
deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama 
              Em               Cadd9         Asus4 
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore  
       D                     G   Cadd9 
oohh lord when it rains it pours 
                   G   Cadd9 
when it rains it pours  

              G              Cadd9          G   Cadd9 
Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize  
            G                   Cadd9             G  Cadd9 
when she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial 
          G                       Cadd9                 G  Cadd9 
and its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves  
         G                      Cadd9                    G      Cadd9 
what I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace  
                D                          Cadd9 
its got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason  

        G                       Cadd9 
that I got the last spot in the hooters parking lot  
           G                            Cadd9 
and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart  
      G                    Cadd9                    D 
she picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call  
             G                 Cadd9 
and I only spent 5 bucks at the moose club raffle  
        G                  Cadd9 
won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes 
    G                  Cadd9                      D 
for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf  
              Em               Cadd9         Asus4 
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore  
                         G           Cadd9 
oh lord when it rains it pours 
                   G               Cadd9 
when it rains it pours 

          Am                Em              C 
I've been on one hell of a redneck road for 3 weeks now 
          Am           Em                  C 
it all started on the day that she walked out 

        G                  Cadd9 
Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket  
       G                  Cadd9 
bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it  
       G                      Cadd9                   D 
she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong  
       G              Cadd9 
I was caller #5 on the radio station 
       G            Cadd9 
won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation 
  G                 Cadd9            D 
deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama 
              Em               Cadd9         Asus4 
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore  
       D                    G           Cadd9 
oohh lord when it rains it pours 
                   G               Cadd9 
when it rains it pours