Verse 
G                         F 
  I've got a doodoo in my butt 
    C 
And I don't know what to do 
G                       F 
  With the doodoo in my butt 
                  C                         D 
But I know that a father should say to you 
D 
That he's proud of you 

Verse 

G                                            F 
  Every daughter is a doodoo from a father's butt 
             C 
Biologically speaking, the butt is a nut 
G                          F 
  And every father fathers wrong 
                  C 
And there isn't a song that can change that