Snow White 2025 - Princess Problems

[Verso 1]

G 
Times are lookin' bleak, so, Princess, take a peek 
     G                           Bb 
See, every day, it's sink or swim 
G 
Famine's on the rise, with vultures circling the skies 
                                    Eb 
And prospects, well, they're rather grim 
       Eb            Cm        F             Bb 
Let me break you the news, the odds can't be beaten 
      Eb          Cm              F          Bb 
And a man's gotta choose, will he eat or get eaten? 
          Db          Bbm         Eb             Fm 
Does that dampen your day? Do the facts make you frown? 
       D 
Wakin' up to the real world is bringin' you down? 



[Refrão]
 
           G 
Well, that sounds an awful lot like princess problms 
A7 
  Finally learnin' that life's not fair 
D7 
Seems to me you got som princess problems 
G 
 Ain't it crummy when folks won't share? 
        C                     Cm 
I could try bein' kind or whatever you said 
     G                        E 
It's just that I'm partial to not bein' dead 
       Am                     Cm 
So I'm stickin' to my plan of grabbin' all I can 
          G                E7 
'Stead of livin' in a fantasy 
          Am       Cm       Eb7     D7     G 
See, your princess problems don't apply to me 



[Verso 2]

         G# 
Charming speech, but are you done? 

"None for all and all for none" 
                        B 
Such a gift of hope you give 
            G# 
Yeah, well, hope's in short supply 

But still, we have to try 
                         E 
Well, how about we try to live? 
          E           A 
So that's it? You give in? 
         F#m          Bm 
Nah, you begin to get wise 
           D# 
'Cause you can't fix the world bakin' apple pies 


[Refrão]

         A 
Yeah, we got a classic case of princess problems 
B7 
   The castle's cozy, but it's cold outside 
E7 
Sure, just write 'em off as princess problems 
A                       A7 
 And stayin' selfish is justified 
         D 
That was harsh, but I'm proud 
        Dm 
Look at you, gettin' mean 
          A             E 
Look, the kingdom needs help 
N.C.                         F# 
You should go tell the queen 
        Bm 
But I'm stayin' on the run 
        Dm 
Lookin' out for number one 
    A                         F# 
And that's the way it's gonna be 
            Bm      D        F       E     A  D 
'Cause your princess problems don't apply to me 
     A 
They don't apply to me