[Verso 1]

A5                   F5                   G5       E5                
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very 
        E/G#              A5 
Low but threat levels are high 
A5                F5                         G5 
They got mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got 
   E5             E/G#          A5 
So many hates and people to despise 

A5                F5                   G5 
In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average 
E5              E/G#    A5 
Weight is well over 200 pounds 
A5                   F5                            G5 
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs 
             E5                E/G#      A5 
Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while 


[Pré-Refrão]

F5 
Maybe that's why they're so scared of us Maybe that's why they're so pissed at us 

We have concerns other than fear and hunger pangsThey're all jealous we're having better sex 


[Refrão]

A5      C5              F5        G5    F5 
Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and 
     C5 
Vegetarians 
E5                       A5           F5 
All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join 
          C5 
Us on the coast 


[Verso 2]

A5 
No longer svelte 
F5                   G5           E5        E/G#    A5 
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt 
A5 
They've blown out the fire 
F5 
Under the melting pot 
G5                E5         E/G#        A5 
The red blood of America is starting to clot 

A5 
No compromise 
F5 
No sight through others' eyes 
G5           E5              E/G#      A5 
They're just flies spreading pieces of shit 

A5 
You gotta emigrate 
F5 
Stop living in hate 
G5                      E5                E/G#      A5 
What makes this country great is dwelling on either side 


[Pré-Refrão]

F5 
They don't want visitors in Jesusland 

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland 

A5      C5            F5 
We want people with college degrees 
G5        F5            C5 
Drug use experience and STDs 
E5                         A5 
People with open-minded philosophies 
F5                C5 
Come hug California trees 

A5   C5       F5 
Cultural revolution now 
G5     F5             C5 
Neo-conservatives run outta town 
E5                      A5 
We're gonna burn Orange County down 
F5                C5 
Then we're off to Riverside 
F5                C5 
Bakersfield and Fresno too 
F5                C5 
Then we're coming after you 

( F  G  Am ) 


[Verso 3]

A5 
The fear stricken 
F5 
Born again Christian 
G5         E5          E/G#      A5 
They got a vision, a homogenized state 

A5 
Textbook decline 
F5 
Intelligent design 
G5       E5             E/G#      A5 
They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate 


[Pré-Refrão]

F5 
They don't want visitors in Jesusland 

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland 


[Refrão]

A5   C5          F5        G5     F5                C5 
Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids 
E5                          A5              F5              C5 
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of Jesusland 

A5     C5        F5           G5        F5                C5 
Art students and thespians, - excluding country - all the musicians 
E5                         A5      F5            C5 
We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too 

Final:

A5 
No longer svelte 
F5                   G5           E5        E/G#    A5 
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt