C 
"Its him or me" 
                 G 
That`s what he said 
                  C 
But I can`t choose 
       C7                  F       Fm 
Between a vegan and a pot head 
        C                      G             C       C7 
So I chose you, because you`re sweet and you give me lots of lovin  
        F       Fm 
And you eat meat 
C                      A7     F 
And thats how you became 
         G                    C 
My only man of the hour 

             C 
You never lie 
                   G 
And you don`t cheat 
        C                C7                 F 
And you don`t have any baggage tied to your four feet 
       C                 G             C                   C7 
Do I deserve, to be the one, who will feed you breakfast, lunch,  
               F                    Fm 
And dinner and take you to the park at dawn 
C                A7      F 
Will you really be 
         G             C 
My only man of the hour 

F                                  C 
I know you`ll never bring me flowers 
G                      C    C7 
Flowers they will only die 
F                                       C      A7 
And though we`ll never take a shower together 
F7                               G 
I know you`ll never make me cry 

               C 
You never argue 
               G 
You don`t even talk 
        C               C7               F 
And I like the way you let me lead you when we go outside and walk 
C               A7    F 
Will you really be 
        G             C    A7    F 
My only man of the hour? 
        G             C    A7    F 
My only man of the hour 
        G             C 
My only man of the hour