Intro 

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    (What is that up in the sky?) 
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      (Owww!) 
  

Em 
Hailing taquitos 
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It's hailing taquitos 
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At the park, over the yard 
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Put on your bike helmet 'cause they're coming down hard 
Em 
Hailing taquitos 
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It's hailing taquitos 
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Guacamole, sour cream 
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Is it nightmare or is it a 


Em 
dream? (Is it a dream?) 
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They're crunchy and they're 
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fried (so fried) 
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And they're falling from the sky 
          Em 
(From the sky) 
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You might want to stay in 
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Inside (Lookout!) 
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(Owww, my eye!) 
  


Em 
(News flash! Important information) 
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(Taquito's coming down all over nation) 
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(Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie) 

(It's a Taquito apocolypse-y) 
  


Em 
Hailing taquitos 
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It's hailing taquitos 
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Run for cover, don't be slow 
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There's beef, and chicken, and potato 
Em 
Hailing taquitos 
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It's hailing taquitos 
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Corn tortillas rolled up tight 
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Coming down fast with no end in 
  


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sight (no end in sight) 
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They're greasy and they're 
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hot (so hot) 
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They keep falling from the sky 
              Em 
(They keep on falling) They're kind of 
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pointy so they hurt a 
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Lot (Dude, watch out!) 
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(Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!) 

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     (What is that?) (It's the Tacobot Three Thousand!) 
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(He's shooting the taquitos with his taco ray) 
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(And turning them into harmless tacos) (We're saved!) (Hooray!) (It's a miracle) 
  


Em 
Hailing taquitos 
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It's hailing taquitos 
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(Beef, chicken) 
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(Potato, cheese) 
  
Em 
Hailing taquitos 
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It's hailing taquitos 
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(Beef, chicken) 
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(Potato, cheese) 

Em                         C 
(Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000,) 
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(Humanity was saved. Or was it?) (Owww, my first eye again!)