(intro) G 

  A#                G           F       C         G 
I heard it from the gangster I heard it from the priest 
I heard it from my best friend way down in the middle east 

F    G A#   C            D     C    D     C 
Have a nice day that's all I hear everyday 
Have a nice day, I don't believe a word you say 

I heard it from the landlord when he kicked me out 
I heard it from the spirits as they possessed my house 

Have a nice... 

( C  D#  D  C# ) (4x) 

C           D#      F         C           D#    D 
When they look me in the eye I turn the other way 
It's just a trained reaction something they gotta say 

I heard it in New Zealand I heard it at the club 
I heard it from my doctor before he pulled the plug 

Have a nice... 
Have a nice... 

( F   G A#   C   D  C  D  C ) (2x)  G