[Intro ]A  E  A   
        D  A  D    

E 
(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight) 

A          E                A 
She always has something to say 
           D                 A 
To ruin an otherwise nice day 
           D              A      E               
She always has to start a fight 
A          E               A  
She doesn't like the way I think 
          D                     A 
She don't understand why I must drink 
      D             E   
To go out on Friday night 
      D 
But I know what she's doing 

I know that I'm losing 
                           E 
I know that she's screwing me 

A                F#             D 
Veronica doesn't like the way I dress 
(Veronica hates me) 
A                F#               D 
Veronica says my hair's such a mess 
(Veronica hates me) 

B       D 
Why the deposition? 
B          D 
Veronica's definition 
B          D 
Of love is hate 

         A 
Veronica hates me 

( G  D ) 

         A 
Veronica hates me 

( G  D ) 

A            E             A 
She thinks I oughta get a job 
                D              A 
And quit taking spaceup on her couch 
        D               A       E 
With my hand deep in my crotch 
A              E               A 
She don't know how to shut her mouth 
             D           A 
I don't know what I'd do without 
    D                 E 
Her around to drag me down 

            D 
She asks me when is the wedding 

Well I'm getting ready 
                        E 
To yank all the net and push 
A                F#             D 
Veronica doesn't like the way I dress 
(Veronica hates me) 
A                  F#               D 
Veronica thinks my hair's such a mess 
(Veronica hates me) 
B       D 
Why the deposition? 
B          D 
Veronica's definition 
B          D 
Of love is hate 
         A 
Veronica hates me 

( G  D ) 

         A 
Veronica hates me 

( G  D ) 

         A 
Veronica hates me 
G      D     
(But nobody knows) 
         A   
Veronica hates me! 
G      D     
One, two, three, four 
A              D        E 
Veronica won't leave me alone 
A 
D          E             A  
(Wa oh, wa oh, wa oh, wa oh-oh-oh)