Verse 1:
 
G 
I woke up on the wrong side of the floor 

G 
My clothes still smell like the night before 

Em 
Where Am I? 
       D              C      G 
Why am I talking to myself? (Self) 

G 
Im like a fat kid running through a candy store 

G 
Im like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores 
          Em         D 
Why Cant I Just Get Control Over 
   C     G 
Myself? (Self) 
G 
Im not trying to be a saint. 
D 
I dont wanna be president someday. 
Em 
Im just trying to make my way. 
C 
(Yeah) 


[Refrão]

                G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
         D            C 
I cant do nothing right 
                G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
              D              C 
It aint no ones fault but mine 
                  G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
         D         C 
I cant do nothing right 
                 G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah) 
             D             C 
So if you fuck up all the time 

Lets all sing. 
G              Em             D 
Oops my bad I never said Id ever 
          C 
 get it right. 

Da Da Da Da Da Da 


Second Verse:
 
 G 
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break 
          Em 
And that being with me is what turned her gay 
            D 
Whats with me; why does this 
                 C 
happen all the time? 
G 
(Time) 
           G 
Im like a blind man walking through a perfume shop 
             Em 
Im like a strange guy switching lanes in front of the cops 
          Em          D 
Why cant I just get control over 
    C    G 
myself? (self) 
G 
Im not trying to be a saint. 
D 
I dont wanna be president someday. 
Em 
Im just trying to make my way. 
C 
(Yeah) 


[Refrão]

                 G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
         D            C 
I cant do nothing right 
                G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
              D              C 
It aint no ones fault but mine 
                  G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
         D         C 
I cant do nothing right 
                 G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah) 
             D             C 
So if you fuck up all the time 

Lets all sing. 
G              Em             D 
Oops my bad I never said Id ever 
          C 
 get it right. 

Da Da Da Da Da Da 


Verse 3:
 
Em 
Im just a bad luck charm. 
D 
To blame when things go wrong. 
F 
Been cursed since I was born 
C 
Maybe one day Ill change 
G                  D 
For now all I can say 

(Yeah) 


[Refrão]

                  G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
         D            C 
I cant do nothing right 
                G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
              D              C 
It aint no ones fault but mine 
                  G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah 
         D         C 
I cant do nothing right 
                 G 
Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah) 
             D             C 
So if you fuck up all the time 

Lets all sing. 
G              Em             D 
Oops my bad I never said Id ever 
          C 
 get it right. 
G              Em             D 
Oops my bad I never said Id ever 
          C 
 get it right. 
G              Em             D 
Oops my bad I never said Id ever 
          C 
 get it right. 
D            G 
Da Da Da Da Da Da 

Ah, Fuck it.