Intro: G7 F C 

#1  
C 
Well, I got a car, ain't got no gas  
F                            C 
I got a cheque, but it won't cash  
G7                          C 
I got a woman, ain't got no class  

#2  
C 
Well, I got a guitar, ain't got no  

strings  
          F                     C 
I got ten fingers, ain't got no rings  
        G7                 C 
I got a woman, ain't got a thing  

#3  
C 
Well, I got a door, ain't got no key  
           F                       C 
I got some drums, but ain't got no beat  
        G7                  C 
I got a woman, she ain't so sweet  


INTERLUDE: C F C G7 C  F Dm7 F Dm7 Bb F C F 

#4  
F 
I got two feet, ain't got no shoes  
        Bb                  F 
I got a wagon, ain't got no mule  
        C                    F 
I got a woman, but she ain't true  

#5  
F 
Well I got a piano, ain't got no keys  
             Bb                    F 
Yes, I got a cracker, ain't got no cheese  
        C                     F 
I got a woman, but she climbs trees  

OUTRO: 
F 
Well, I got a woman, yeah, I got a woman   
            Bb 
oh, I got a woman   


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