Anti-hero

A     E                        
I have this thing where  
         B             C#m 
I get older but just never wiser  
A        E                    B     C#m  
Midnights become my afternoons  
A         E                  B  
When my depression works the graveyard shift  
   C#m            
All of the people   
  A             E                   B    C#m 
I've ghosted stand there in the room 

A              E                  B  
I should not be left to my own devices  
      C#m                  A  
They come with prices and vices  
   E                      B         C#m  
I end up in crisis (I've realized all this time)  
A        E                    B  
I wake up screaming from dreaming  
          C#m  
One day I'll watch as you're leaving  
A            E                   B  
Cause you got tired of my scheming  
   C#m  
(For the last time)  

A       E  
It's me, hi  
B              C#m  
I'm the problem, it's me  
  A   E      B       C#m  
At tea time, everybody agrees  
A           E                 B  
I'll stare directly at the sun  
         C#m  
But never in the mirror  
A             E  
It must be exhausting  
        B         C#m  
Always rooting for the anti-hero 

A E B C#m  

A            E              B     C#m  
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby  
A          E               B     C#m  
And I'm a monster on the hill  
A          E                  
Too big to hang out 
             B             C#m 
Slowly lurching towards your favorite city 

A               E                         B  C#m  
Pierced through the heart, but never killed  

A        E                 
Did you hear my covert  
       B              C#m             A 
Narcissism lightly disguised as altruism 
   E                 B                                  
Like some kind of congressman  
                            C#m 
(I've realized all this time) 
A        E                    B  
I wake up screaming from dreaming  
          C#m  
One day I'll watch as you're leaving  
A         E                 B  
And life lose all of its meaning  
   C#m  
(For the last time)  

A       E  
It's me, hi  
B              C#m  
I'm the problem, it's me  
  A   E      B       C#m  
At tea time, everybody agrees  
A           E                 B  
I'll stare directly at the sun  
         C#m  
But never in the mirror  
A             E  
It must be exhausting  
        B         C#m  
Always rooting for the anti-hero  

A E B C#m 

A         E                     
I have this dream  
                B             C#m 
My daughter-in-law kills me for the money 
A         E                       B     C#m  
She thinks I left them in the will  
A        E                     
The family gathers around   
         B                     C#m 
And reads it and someone screams out 
A          E                     B   C#m  
(She's laughing up at us from hell!)  
A       E  
It's me, hi  
B              C#m  
I'm the problem, it's me  
A       E  
It's me, hi  
B   C#m  
I'm the problem, it's me  
A       E   B    C#m  
It's me, hi,    everybody agrees  
     A       E   B  C#m  
Everybody agrees  

A       E  
It's me, hi  
B              C#m  
I'm the problem, it's me  
  A   E      B       C#m  
At tea time, everybody agrees  
A           E                 B  
I'll stare directly at the sun  
         C#m  
But never in the mirror  
A             E  
It must be exhausting  
        B         C#m  
Always rooting for the anti-hero 

A E B...