E                         B 
The moon shines bright on Mrs Porter, 
           F# 
And on her daughter, 
              B 
`Cause she`s a snorter, 
    E                        B 
She washes her neck in dirty water, 
           F# 
She didn`t ough`to, 
          B 
The dirty cag. 

            E                         B 
Oh yes, the moon shines bright on Mrs Porter, 
           F# 
And on her daughter, 
              B 
`Cause she`s a snorter, 
    E                        B 
She washes her neck in dirty water, 
           F# 
She didn`t ough`to, 
          B 
The dirty cag. 

            E                         B 
Oh yes, the moon shines bright on Mrs Porter.