A 
I'm not very nice 
  D 
I don't wash my hair 
  E                                  A 
I won't come to your place when your parents are there 

  A 
I won't call you back 
          D 
I'll make fun of your friends 
    E                            A 
And after Date Two I won't bring flowers again 

    D                   E 
But girl, how could you go? 
       A                               E 
I'm so charming and sensitive everyone knows 
    D                      E 
And babe, I know you won't leave 
     A                         E 
I've got the best trick of all time up my sleeve 

         A               E 
It's not hard to play guitar 
         D 
But it's working for me 
           A 
Yeah, it's working for me 

         A               E 
It's not hard to play guitar 
         D 
But it's working for me 
           A 
Yeah, it's working for me 

   A 
If we have a fight 
      D 
And I happen to lose 
       E                          A 
I will turn off my phone and run away from you 

     A 
I'll probably cheat on you 
D 
More than two times 
    E                           A 
But I'll win you back with some torturèd rhymes 

    D                    E 
And girl, I know it will work 
       A                                       E 
When I make you feel special, you forget I'm a jerk 
         D                      E 
And your friends think that you scored 
            A                         E 
'Cause your boyfriend can almost play three different chords 

         A               E 
It's not hard to play guitar 
         D 
But it's working for me 
           A 
Yeah, it's working for me 

         A               E 
It's not hard to play guitar 
         D 
But it's working for me 
           A 
Yeah, it's working for me 

    A                  E 
I'm using you for your meal plan and all, 
    D                A 
But Baby, you are my Wonderwall 
    A                             E 
You probably should leave me; I'm just made of slime 
      D                          A 
But I can't talk now, girl; it's closing time 

It is closing time 

A      E      D      A 
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I wrote you a song (This is it.) 

A      E      D      A 
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Can we go to your place? 

A      E      D      A 
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