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 C7                    D7 
Once upon a good time, on this very day, 
  F7              Ab    Bb     C 
Somewhere in a - nother uni - verse, 
   C7                     D7 
A band got in a van, and drove for miles on end, 
      F7                             G7 
They just this minute got here, with no time to rehearse! 


 Gb7         F7 
They've not even had a sound-check, 
            Ab 
But don't worry folks, it's true, 
        B                         E 
What - ever Major Happy did for them, they'll do for you! 

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  A            B          D7          F    G     A 
Here we are...once again, on another one night stand, 
  A              B                 D7                   E7 
Major Happy's ...Up and Coming ...Once Upon a Goodtime Band , 
E   Eb    D7           A7           D7         F         G 
        Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy made you happy! 


  A              B                 D7          F   G    A 
Major Happy's ...Up and Coming ...Easy-Going Good Time Band, (Oo!---) 
       A                B 
We're only here ...for you out there, 
    D7                          E7 
So give yourselves a great big hand, 
E    Eb    D7           A7           F          A 
         Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy made you happy! 

   D                                    E7 
So put your hands together, and let's really hear it for... 
  G                          Bb           C         D       (A)   (G) 
Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band!