D                     G 
We eat smarties you eat M&M's  
D                                  A 
And you think all out money looks pretend  
  Bm                                    G 
Yea we got Brian Adams and you got Bruce Springsteen  
      A                                 D 
But we can drink in bars when were just nineteen  
 D                                G 
You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves  
     D                                   A 
But we got the best lake fishin' you best believe  
      Bm                             G 
And you make fun of us because we spell colour with a U  
      A                                        D 
You think you're all that Mr. Red White and Blue  

Chorus  

G            A  
We say eh you say y'all  
 D 
Yea we both got pro football  
G                  A                      Bm  
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field  
G                    A  
We say Zed you say Z  
   D 
Sure we watch all your TV 
G                                                 A 
You got a stronger army down there, but man up here 
             D  
We got stronger beer   


D                                  G 
You got Dunkin Donuts we got Timmys  
D                                        A 
We got more land but bro you got more cities  
    Bm                           G       
You sure love the NFL, MLB and the NBA  
A                                              D  
But to the great white north hockey is the only game  


Chorus  

G               A  
We say eh you say y'all  
     D 
Yea we both got pro football  
G              A                      Bm  
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field  
G               A  
We say Zed you say Z  
D 
Sure we watch all your TV 
G                                              A 
You got a stronger army down there, but man up here 
                D  
We got stronger beer   


(One Strum for first line)  

Bm                                                 G 
So heres to you my southern neighbour all kiddin' aside  
G 
Its takes me six beers to get piss drunk 
A                         D 
But for you it takes nineeee  

Instrumentel  


G            A  
We say eh you say y'all  
     D 
Yea we both got pro football  
G                    A                      Bm  
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field  
G              A  
We say Zed you say Z  
D 
Sure we watch all your TV 
G                                                A 
You got a stronger army down there, but man up here 
                 D  
We got stronger beer