(G)yeah, I swore off love, swore off women, 
 
(C)devoted my life, to huntin' and fishin', 
 
(G)I'd never be, anybody elses love sick(D)fool,(it ain't cool) 
 
I spend(G)all my spare time, fixin' up, 
 
(C)that old rusted up pick up truck, 
 
(G)In no time at all, 
 
I'd have it lookin' like brand(D)new,(then You___), 
 
Bridge: 
 
(G)Flicked the switch on my doom-i-flot-chee' 
 
(C)played my piano like Lib-er-achee' 
 
(G)I let down my guard,  
 
and my heart was good as(D)gone, (for so long) 
 
 
chorus: 
 
Yeah, you(G)cranked my tractor, you flicked my bick, 
 
woman(C)you tripped the trigger on my thing-a ma-gig, 
 
Can't ex-(G)-plain how you done it; 
 
but(D)honey you turn me(G)on__. G C (HOT!) D 
 
 
(G)Yeah, love did all the taking, I did all the giving, 
 
(C)I threw up my hands, and said, the heck with it, 
 
(G)I shutdown my heart, locked it up,  
 
and pulled the(D)fuse, (before it boozed) 
 
(G)All my emotions were dis__connected__, 
 
(C)no sign of a spark, could be de-tected__, 
 
(G)I have nobody, so I have nothing to(D)loose___,(then you__), 
 
 
bridge:  
chorus: 2x's 
 
I can't handle that, you better slo___w, down!