C                                           G 
Assumptions, they always make a fool out of you 
F                                   C 
Despite the fact you think that you do 
                               G            F 
You don't know a single thing about me, she said 

       C                                     G 
Mr. Presumption, this may come as a shock to you 
   F                       C 
My bosom's not display for you 
                              G             F 
But you seem to know so much about me, she said 

Let me ask you then 

Am 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
Am                                             C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me? 
    F 
You diddly squat, diddly squat 

Am 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
Am                                             C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me? 


(Well!) 
C                            G              F 
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess 
        C                              G               F 
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress 
C                              G                F 
Social's in the mist, and they say they wanna assess 
       C                                    G                  F 
The condition that we're living in and then they decide what's best 
      C                            G           F 
I got bailiffs at the door, almost every other day 
          C 
Now we're sitting on the floor 
            G               F 
'cause they took the chairs away 

C                            G              F 
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess 
        C                              G               F          Am 
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and the heart behind my chest just hurts 


Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 

(Oh, oh! It just hurts!) 

C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about.. 
Am                                             C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me? 
         F 
You know diddly squat, diddly squat 

Am 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
Am                                             C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me? 

       F 
Let me ask you then... 

C                            G              F 
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess 
        C                              G               F 
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress 
C                            G              F 
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess 
        C                              G               F 
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress 

C                              G             F                 G           F 
Staring at my legs, and you're staring at my chest, and you're making your presumptions; 
       F 
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!) 
       F 
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!) 
       F 
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!) 
       F              F             F 
You're just like the, just like the rest! 

        Am 
It just hurts.. 


Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
Am                                             C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me? 
         F 
You know diddly squat, diddly squat 

Am 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about 
Am                                             C 
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?