All The Stupid Things I´ve Ever Done

F 
It's a quarter to nine 
         Em         A7 
And it's past my bedtime 
      Dm           Dm/C             G 
But I need a little help to fall asleep 
        Bb            A7 
With my glass of warm milk 
     Dm             G 
I am ready for the guilt 
         Bb            G/B 
When I'm done counting sheep 
           F/C           C 
I close my eyes, and I think of 

F              Eb               Bb 
All the stupid things I've ever done 
               Gm                A7     
Gonna think of every embarassing thing 
          Dm 
I've ever done 
                   A7 
I'm gonna think of all the stupid things 
          Dm 
I've ever done 
         Dm/C             Bb 
Even the things I did not do 
           Gm            C 
I can play out and go through 

       F                 F5+ 
How embarassing it would be 
             F6                F7 
And feel the shame hypothetically 
            Bb               Bb/F 
And let the guilt rock me to sleep 
                   Bbm/F             F    F7M  F7 
As if I'd actually done that stupid thing 

- Goodnight every stupid thing I've ever done! 
                  F 
- Goodnight Tom!