Capo 1 

Verse 
C                  F                                C 
I'm looking like a lobster wearing flip flops and a Stetson 
                              G                      C 
Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching  
                    F               C 
Cause I ain't had a single bite all day 
                                 G              C 
But I caught a buzz and ain't no limit to Tanqueray 

C                      F                 C 
Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here 
                              G                        C 
It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers 
                        F                          C 
Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun 
                             G                C 
Got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk  


[Refrão]
              F 
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston 
             C                                                F 
I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum 
                         G 
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy 
                C  F  
I'm a saltwater cowboy  

Verse 
C                             F                     C 
There's a tiki party down the beach about a mile or two 
                                     G                   C 
Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux 
                              F                     C 
And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship 
                                     G              C 
I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this  

Bridge 
              F 
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston 
             C                                                F 
I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum 
                         G 
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy 
                C  F  
I'm a saltwater cowboy  

Bridge 
        C               F                           C    
If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck 
                                   G                     C 
Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of sobering up  


[Refrão]
              F 
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston 
             C                                                F 
I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum 
                         G 
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy 
                C  F  
I'm a saltwater cowboy