D / / / G / A7 / D / / / 2 / / / 
G                                 D 
Slippin' & a-slidin', playin' Dominos 
G                                       D 
Leftin' & a-rightin' ain't a crime, you know 
        A                    G                    D 
Well, I gotta tell the story  before it's time to go 
 
Chorus:  
        G 
Are you ready for the country? 
                  D 
Are you ready for me? 
        G 
Are you ready for the country? 
                      D 
Ain't that a sight to see?  
 
(instrumental, same pattern as verses) 
 
Verse 2: 
Talkin' to a preacher, said God was on his side  
Talkin' to a butcher, they both were sellin' hide  
Well, I gotta tell the story, boys, I don't know the reason why  
 
(Chorus)  
 
(x5): 
G / / / 2 / / / D / / / 2 / / / 
 
        G 
Are you ready for the country? 
                  D 
Are you ready for me? 
           G 
Better get ready for the country 
          D 
Ready for me 
        G 
Are you ready for the country? 
          D 
Ready for me 
        G 
Are you ready for the country? 
                      D 
Ain't that a sight to see?