Dysentery Gary (ver. 2)

[Intro: ](2x) strummed fast using up/down strokes 
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Intro w/ Fill (2x) 
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Riff 1: (2x) muted fast                                
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 Got a lotta heart ache.  He's a fucken weasel. 
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 His issues make my mind ache.  Wanna make a deal. 
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 Cause I love your little motions. You with your pigtails. 
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 What a nice creation.  Worth another night in jail.  
Pre-Chorus: (1x)-Clean Guitar 
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Chorus: (1x) 
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He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out, 
when friends were listening to Slayer. 
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I would like to find him Friday night. 
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Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights. 
Post-Chorus: (6x) 
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Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone. 
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There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag. 
Intro w/ Fill (2x) 
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Riff 1: (2x) muted fast                                  
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 So all you little ladies. Be sure to choose the right guys.  
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 You'll come back to me maybe. I'll shower you with lies. 
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 Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel.  
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 Decisions make my mind ache. Wanna make a deal. 
Pre-Chorus: (2x)-Clean Guitar 
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Ease away the problems and the pain. 
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream. 
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All along, you wish that she would stay. 
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Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah. 
Chorus: (1x) 
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He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out, 
when friends were listening to Slayer.  
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I would like to find him Friday night. 
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Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights. 
Post-Chorus: (6x) 
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(1)              (2)             (3)            (4) 
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone. 
(5)                  (6) 
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag. 
{Bass Solo Type Thing} PLAY D then G clean (4x) 
Post-Chorus: (6x) 
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Fuck this place, I lost the war. I hate you all, your mom's a whore.  
(5)             (6) 
Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag. 
End on Intro(Slightly Different) 
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