I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me and You)

Standard Tuning (EADGBE) 


Intro / Verse 

Guitar 1 
E---------------------------------| 
B-6-6-----6-6-----6-6-------------|    x2 
G-6-6-5-5-6-6-5-5-6-6-2-2-3-3-3-3-|     
D-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-3-3-4-4-4-4-| 
A-4-4-6-6-4-4-6-6-4-4-3-3-4-4-4-4-| 
E-----4-4-----4-4-----1-1-2-2-2-2-| 

E-------------------|        |--------------------|     
B--------xx6-6xx6-6-|    x2  |----------xx6-6-6-6-|    
G-2-2-5-7xx6-6xx6-6-|        |-xx5-5-5-5xx6-6-6-6-|   
D-3-3-6-8xx6-6xx6-6-|        |-xx6-6-6-6xx6-6-6-6-|   
A-3-3-6-8xx4-4xx4-4-|        |-xx6-6-6-6xx4-4-4-4-|  
E-1-1-4-6-----------|        |-xx4-4-4-4----------|   

    ........  .... 
E----------------------| 
B----------------------|     
G----------------------|     
D-6\44444444xx33333333-| 
A-6\44444444xx33333333-| 
E-4\22222222xx11111111-| 
    ........  .... 

Guitar 2 (Hard to hear) 
E---------------------------------------------| 
B-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9--11-11-11-11-11-11-|     
G-------------------10------------------------|     
D---------------------------------------------| 
A---------------------------------------------| 
E---------------------------------------------| 

E-----------------------------------------------| 
B-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9------------6-----6---|     
G-------------------10-----6h7777-6-7---6-7---8-|     
D-----------------------------------------------| 
A-----------------------------------------------| 
E-----------------------------------------------| 

(Very hard to hear) 
E-------------------------------------------| 
B-10-10-9-10-10-9-10-10-9-10-10-10-10-10-10-|      
G-------------------------------------------|     
D-------------------------------------------| 
A-------------------------------------------| 
E-------------------------------------------| 


Chorus 

Guitar 1 
E--------------------------------------| 
B--------------------------------------|      
G-666666666-33333333-------------------|     
D-666666666-33333333-44444444-44444444-| 
A-444444444-11111111-44444444-44444444-| 
E--------------------22222222-22222222-| 

E-------------------------------| 
B-------------------------------|      
G-33333333-666666666------------|     
D-33333333-666666666-44444444-6-| 
A-11111111-444444444-44444444-6-| 
E--------------------22222222-4-| 

Guitar 2 (Comes in as Chorus ends) 
E-----------------------------| 
B-14-12-----------------------|      
G-------14-13-11--------------|     
D----------------14-11-13-15~-| 
A-----------------------------| 
E-----------------------------| 

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<Chorus Twice>>  * Guitar 2 Riff is played 
                           more often during these  
                           two Choruses. 
  
Bridge 

Guitar 1 
E-------------------------------------------------------| 
B-------------------------------------------------------|      
G-33333333----------66666666----------33333333----------|     
D-33333333-44444444-66666666-33333333-33333333-44444444-| 
A-11111111-44444444-44444444-33333333-11111111-44444444-| 
E----------22222222----------11111111----------22222222-| 

           . . . . . . . . 
E-----------------------------| 
B-----------------------------|      
G-----------------------------|     
D-66666666-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6>-| 
A-66666666-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6>-|  
E-44444444-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4>-| 
           . . . . . . . .  

Guitar 2 (can be heard very softly) 
E------11---------11---------9---------9----| 
B-9-11----11-9-11----11-9-11---11-9-11---11-|   x3    
G-------------------------------------------|     
D-------------------------------------------| 
A-------------------------------------------| 
E-------------------------------------------| 


Final Chorus / Outro 

Guitar 1 
E------------------------------------------------------------| 
B------------------------------------------------------------|      
G----------------------33333333-666666666--------------------|     
D-xx-44444444-44444444-33333333-666666666-444444444-44444444-| 
A-xx-44444444-44444444-11111111-444444444-444444444-44444444-| 
E-xx-22222222-22222222--------------------222222222-22222222-| 

E--------------------------------------| 
B--------------------------------------|      
G-666666666-66666666-------------------|     
D-666666666-66666666-44444444-44444444-| 
A-444444444-44444444-44444444-44444444-| 
E--------------------22222222-22222222-| 

E--------------------------------| 
B--------------------------------|      
G-666666666-66666666-------------|     
D-666666666-66666666-44444444-4>-| 
A-444444444-44444444-44444444-4>-|  
E--------------------22222222-2>-| 

Guitar 2 (Played Throughout Chorus) 
E-----------------------------|     |---------| 
B-14-12-----------------------|     |---------| 
G-------14-13-11--------------|     |----6----| 
D----------------14-11-13-15~-|     |----x----| 
A-----------------------------|     |----4----| 
E-----------------------------|     |---------|