Well I crack up whenever I see the video or hear the song and by listening to it for so long 
and at times playing my guitar trying to figure it out (especially for my girlfriend) 
I came up with all this. No matter where I've looked I haven't found a tab. It's my first real 
tab, but it seems every tab you look at is someone's first tab. Anways here it is! 
 
Symbols: R Slight Rest 
S Sliiide 
 
Main Riff(Verse) for Guitar/Bass (Octaves Optional) 
E|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----4------6-s------8------R-9---9----11--11---------------| 
D|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
A|-2------4-s------6--------R-7----7-----9---9---------------| 
E|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
 
Pre Verse/Chorus Thing (Baby I know Im a man whos made mistakes, 
I still got some learnin to do...etc) 
E|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--9--9---8--8---6--6---S8--8--6--6--4--4-------------------| 
D|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
A|--7--7---6--6---4--4---S6--6--4--4--2--2-------------------| 
E|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
 
                         1st Time      2nd Time(Fool around with it) 
                         ________     _____________ 
E|----------------------|------------|-------------------------| 
B|----------------------|------------|-------------------------| 
G|--S9--9--8--8--6--6---|-R--4-------|---11----11--11----------| 
D|----------------------|------------|-------------------------| 
A|--S7--7--6--6--4--4---|-R--2-------|---9--9------9-----------| 
E|----------------------|------------|-------------------------| 
 
 
Around the time of  "I hope you like this norelco big trimmer...with my name on it and Im your 
boyfriend" part, a keyboard comes in, the chords it plays and the chords a guitar would play 
throughout the song are: 
 
B, E, F#, and E 
They sound best played high up on the neck 
 
       B      E    F# 
E|-----7------7----9-------------------------------------------| 
B|-----7------9----11------------------------------------------| 
G|-----8------9----11------------------------------------------| 
D|-----9------9----11------------------------------------------| 
A|-----9------7----9-------------------------------------------| 
E|-----7-------------------------------------------------------| 
 
"Hey baby, you like fine cookin? Cause you know what? I got a Swanson's Dinner in the freezer 
with your name on it (wah-wah)."