Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car

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Your hubcaps cost more than my car 

And your car cost more than my house 

Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years 

But your balloon cost the same as mine 


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[Refrão]

B5      F#/Bb      A5                E/G# 
As you drive away, I laugh with my friends 
B5           F#/Bb          A5    E/G# 
'Cause I just cost you your life 
B5            F#/Bb           A5              E/G# 
And when they find your body slumped over the wheel 
B5        F#/Bb           A5    E/G# 
I'll be in bed soundly asleep 

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Segunda Parte  

Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal 

Your coffin was carved out of a tree 

Your funeral was attended by thousands 

But your overdose was arranged by me 


[Refrão]

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As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends 
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I just took out a man of God 
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He is survived by seven kids and precious wife 
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He died of unknown causes in his car 

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