Tuning: DADGBE  
capo 1 

#INTRO 
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B|--------7-----------------7-----------------------------------------------7-----------------------| 
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D|-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0--| 
A|-----------------0-----------------------0-----------------------0-----------------------0--------| 
D|--0--------------------------0-----------------------0-----------------------0--------------------| 

E|--------------0-----------------------0-----------5-----------0-----------------------0-----------| 
B|--------6-----------------6-----------------------------------------------6-----------------------| 
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D|-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5--| 
A|-----------------5-----------------------5-----------------------5-----------------------5--------| 
D|--5--------------------------5-----------------------5-----------------------5--------------------| 

Where, oh where do I begin? 
A plague upon this city 
A pox upon my friends 
I spend whole days in the dark 
and whole nights begging this guitar to sing 



#SAD MOMENT(lol) 
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B|-------------3-----2--2--2--3---------------------2-------------------3-----2--2--2--| 
G|----------0--------0--------------0-------------2-----2------------0--------0--------| 
D|-------4-----------2--2--------4-----------4--------2-----------4-----------2--2-----| 
A|-------------------0--0-----------------------0-----------------------------0--0-----| 
D|--0h2-----------------------2--------2---------------------0h2-----------------------| 

And I wouldn't know 
what kind of trouble I've been missing 
If I were alive at any other time 



#INTRO 
Where, oh where does this story end? 
If it's all the same to you 
I'll just skip ahead - 

I'm fat and I'm drunk and you love me 
The kids are a little weird but they're happy 
And I never made good on the money I said I'd make 
And the floorboards still squeak as if in pain 


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B|-------------3-----2--2--2--3------------------3-------------------------------0------| 
G|----------0--------0--------0-----0----------0-----0----------------0--------2---2----| 
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A|-------------------0--0--------------5---------------5--------2----------5------------| 
D|--0h2-----------------------5--------------5------------0--2-----------4--------------| 

Those rusty pipes do nothing but complain 

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--3------------------3-------------------------------0------3--------------------| 
G|--0-----0----------0-----0----------------0--------2---2----0-----0--------------| 
D|-----4--------4--------4---------------4---------4-------4-----4--------4--------| 
A|-----------5---------------5--------2----------5---------------------5--------0--| 
D|--5--------------5------------0--2-----------4--------------5--------------5-----| 



#INTRO 
Awake again 
Disinterested 
A pox upon these listless limbs 



#END 
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B|-------------3-----2------3-----------3-----3-----3-----------3-----3--| 
G|----------0--------0----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0----| 
D|-------4-----------2--------4-----------4-----------4-----------4------| 
A|-------------------0--------------5-----------------------5------------| 
D|--0h2-----------------5-----------------------5------------------------| 

E|------------0-----------------------0--------------| 
B|------2-----------2-----2-----2-----------2-----2--| 
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0----| 
D|--------2-----------2-----------2-----------2------| 
A|--0-----------0-----------0-----------0------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------------| 

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B|------2-----------2-----2-----2-----------2-----2-3| 
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D|--------2-----------2-----------2-----------2------| 
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D|---------------------------------------------------| 

Are we having fun yet? 


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| /   slide up 
| \   slide down 
| h   hammer-on 
| p   pull-off 
| ~   vibrato 
| +   harmonic 
| x   Mute note 
| b   Bend 
| pb  Pre-bend 
| br  Bend release 
| pbr Pre-bend release 
| brb Bend release bend 

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