[Intro ]

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Verse1 
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Lyrics 
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Intro 
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Verse1 
You opened up my heart before you scrubbed and disinfected 
You read me my last rights before the tumour was detected 
Verse2 
You have broken every doctor/patient confidence and handled me 
With incompetence 
This operation takes a very, very steady hand 
Intro 
Ah-! 
Ah-! 
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bridge 
Verse1 
I attended my classes 
I read all my books 
But nothing prepared me 
For this nurse?s looks 
I get weak in the knees 
When I'm told to disrobe 
Anticipating the probe 
Verse2 
Counting backwards 
I am getting sleepy 
Drowning in your anaesthesia 
Strapped to the gurney 
And prepped for the cut 
I'm too young to die 
So wake me up 
intro chords 
When this surgery is done 
And you make surgery more fun 
And if I wake up screaming and pleading for love 
Give me the gas and touch me with your rubber gloves 
Touch me with your rubber gloves 

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