Tabbed by SkunX ([email protected]) 
 
 
CHORDS 
 
   A    B     D 
 
|-----------------| 
|-----------------| 
|-------------7---| 
|---7----9----7---| 
|---7----9----5---| 
|---5----7--------| 
 
Riff A 
 
|-----------| 
|-----------| 
|--7-7-6-6--| 
|--7-7-7-7--| 
|-----------| 
|-----------| 
 
Riff B 
 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|------9-9-----9-9-----9-9-----6---| 
|--7-7-----7-7-----7-7-----7-7-----| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
 
 
 
Intro:  Gtr. 1 plays Riff A x4 
 
        Gtr. 1 keeps playing Riff A  
	Gtr. 2: A, B, D (x4) 
 
Verse1: (gtr. 1 plays Riff B x4, once per line) 
you probably heard this melody line before 
i thought it up at the grocery store 
so stop your engines and start the press  
i probably ripped you off, yeah thats my guess 
 
Gtr. 1 keeps playing Riff A  
Gtr. 2: A, B, D (x2) 
 
Verse2: 
so i pulled up a chair and maybe have a drink 
can't write a song where i have to think 
i'll put on a record and steal a part  
here's the opening chord, what a place to start 
 
CHORUS (Gtr.1 keeps playing Riff A. Gtr.s 2 plays chords): 
 
A         B       D                             A           B 
 				       that's a pretty cool chord 
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)     (that's a pretty 
 
D                             A           B     D 
                      thats a pretty cool chord 
(thats a pretty cool chord)     (thats a pretty thats a pretty cool chord) 
 
let A ring out 
 
Bridge (bass only): 
don't tell me its all been done before 
this song's too long and my throat is sore 
				   B       D 
for every next cool band there's a hundred more 
 
Gtr.1 keeps with Riff A 
Gtr.2: A, B, D (x4) 
 
Verse3: 
original music is a joke this week 
number 1 hit records never were unique 
but i'll listen to my radio its such a bore 
wait a minute thats a pretty cool opening chord 
 
CHORUS2: 
                                  opening chord 
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)    (x8) 
 
end on A