Book

Intro 
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[Verso 1]
 
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Well I'm gonna write a book 
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All about how much I love you 
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And how much I despise all of the stupid shit you do 
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Stupid shit you do 
 


[Verso 2]
 
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I wanna tell you just what I feel 
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I'm gonna tell you just what I think 
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I'm gonna open up my heart and then I'll pour it down the sink, oh 
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Just because I can 
 


[Verso 3]
 
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Yeah, and when we're a little older 
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Oh, and we won't have much to say 
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You'll run off and get married, Lord, and I'll just fade away 
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Just fade away 
 


[Verso 4]
 
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Yeah, and your husband, he'll be mean 
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Oh, cuz he's a big rich lawyer man 
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He wears a suit and tie and he's got weak feminine hands, oh 
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From all the paperwork 
 


[Verso 5]
 
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Yeah, and I'll gt sick of my hometown 
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Yeah, and tryin' to right my wrongs 
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Catch a Greyhound down to Txas where I know that I belong 
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Oh, they're just like me there 
 


[Verso 6]
 
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Yeah, or I might set out for Bristol 
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Just fifty miles down the road 
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Catch a one-room down on State Street, know a place I can call home 
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Oh, God knows I need a home  

{Break} 
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[Verso 7]
 
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Yeah, and life's like a box of chocolates 
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Oh, cuz it always makes me sick 
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Seems like I'm the one who gets the shit end of the stick 
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Most of the time 
 


[Verso 8]
 
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Yeah, so I'll just write you a rain check 
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Yeah, 'til you figure yourself out 
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Come back when you know beyond a shadow of a doubt 
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You're not the same, oh, no