G      A
Big Pain
G       A
Burnin' Down
G      A
Giving Me
G     A
   A  Cow which you
G          A
Seem to be sayin as you're
G         A
Patiently waiting like an
G         A
Ashtray
        G      A
For the butt

[Refrão]
         G         A       G
Well I'm puttin it down
A                  G       A       G
   Well you're not picking it up
A           G         A
   Well I'm puttin it down but you
E               D
Treat me like a clown and I don't
G        A
Wanna be funny

 G      A
Fat chance
    G                   A
Glued to the wall like a centerfold
    G      A
Of an old cannonball
    G      A
Will you put me inside
    G                   A
Your TV tonite cause you're treatin' me
    G      A
Like a rerun

**Chorus

 G   A
So what
    G      A
I just lost my job at the hut.
    G      A
My ass got cut.
    G      A
But I'll be better at kissin'
    G      A
When my teeth are all missin'
    G      A
And the silverware's burnt
    G      A
And I'm eatin' with my fingers

**Chorus