Intro: Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 

verse 1 
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Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?  
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near haunted houses or homes for the insane? 
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Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed  
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Later escaped when he chopped off their heads  

repeat Intro 
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verse 2 
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Why do axe murderers only attack 
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when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath? 
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Though there are times I feel softer than most   
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Somedays like yogurt and some days like toast  

verse 3 
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Sorority girls and fraternity boys 
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Always deflowered - they're rich and they're spoiled  
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So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead  
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surprises them lying on her wedding bed 

verse 4 
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When we're making love now, I feel so exposed 
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Might you impale me or turn into those  
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creatures that feed on the flesh of the living  
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They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving  

Outro 
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Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love...  
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Why do axe murderers only attack when we're partially nude or taking 
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a bath?