G#                       E 
Cancel my lowness with a high so here we go 
G#                          E 
Caught in arrears with your different ideas 
        G#     F#     E 
And I'm saving all my troubles in my 
  G#      F#       E 
Deceptive calendar mind 
       G#       F#  E 
It's a dreadful situation really 
G#   F#   E 

G#                        E 
"What's in a name?" says Elaine and her mind 
     G#           E 
Is a part of everything in time 
      G#       F#     E 
She's fattened up for eating 
         G#        F#     E 
With all her parts left behind 
        G#     F#       E 
She's a sucker for your deepness 
         G#              F#              E 
Shall we dive? 
G#m D    G#m C#m G#m D   G#m   C#m 
The will and the a - bility to grow 
  G#m    D     C#       B 
A foetus of my own some time - dies 

E      A   Dm 
F  Eb  Ab  Bb 
F      Bb  Ebm 
F# E   A   B 
(chords x2) 

(same chords as previous verse) 
The world she says there's wrong 
In all she says and do-be-do's 
We understand but I can't when her hand 
Is in saving all her troubles in her 
Deceptive calandar mind 
It's a dreadful situation really 
dive! 

E                 A       Dm 
Life is bad so we are led to believe 
F        Eb           Ab       Bb 
Bad news makes moneys world go round 
F                   Bb     Ebm 
Anna Ford hammers a post into a cup 
F#     E           A      B 
Of mud claiming it is the ground 
E              A        Dm 
Really then anything is better than 
F       Eb          Ab       Bb 
That is better than watching your 
F                    Bb      Ebm 
Fake news win in the end but now 
     F#       E   A   B 
It's my turn unintelligible 

(Instrumental break) 
D# 
E  F#  G  F  D# 
E  F#  G  F  D# 
G# 

G#     F#        E 
Oh the grand old Duke of York 
   G#      F#       E 
He had ten thousand men 
   G#           F#        E 
He marched them up to the top of the hill 
    G#         F#        E 
And he marched them down again 
   C#  B 
Oh no! 
Dive! 
E      A   Dm 
F  Eb  Ab  Bb 
F      Bb  Ebm 
F# E   A   B 

(chords 2x) 

E                    A       Dm 
Life's a part and it lies on top of me 
F       Eb         Ab    Bb 
Life is constantly on my mind 
F                    Bb      Ebm 
Life's a part and it lies on top of me 
F#      E          A     B 
Life is constantly on my mind 

(repeat through fadeout)