Stripper Magician

Intro 

N.C. 
(sax) 


[Verso 1]


Am7                  Em7 
Stripper Magician, a wonderful addition 
   Fmaj7                         Dm7     Em7 
To parties and funerals of the police suspicion 
  Am7                             Em7 
I think there's something shiny behind your ear 
      Fmaj7                        Dm7         Em7 
I can also make your daughter's virginity disappear 


[Verso 2]


Am7               Em7 
Take a look at my magic stick 
         Fmaj7                 Dm7      Em7 
It makes dreams come true with just one lick - Flick! 
Am7                              Em7 
Pulling out these scarves like I pull out of your daughter 
Fmaj7                   Dm7   Em7 
I'm a magic man, a real Harry Potter 


[Verso 3]


Am7             Em7 
Bibbidi-Bop and Alakazam 
       Fmaj7               Dm7 Em7 
When I go to town, I bring diaphragms 
Am7                    Em7 
Stripper Magician on a musical mission 
  Fmaj7                              Dm7          Em7 
I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition 


[Verso 4]


       Am7                     Em7 
For my next trick, I'll need a wire-coat hanger 
Fmaj7                        Dm7            Em7 
This one's for the dads that didn't mean to bang her 
   Am7                  Em7 
My magic hat is where I keep my tips 
Fmaj7                       Dm7  Em7 
Safe from taxation, it's an easy trick 


[Verso 5]


          Am7          Em7 
I call it tax evasion, plain and simple 
    Fmaj7                Dm7        Em7 
The US government is the one that I swindle 
Am7                       Em7 
Stripper Magician, making sexual transmissions 
  Fmaj7                       Dm7               Em7 
I may not pay my taxes but at least I have your digits 


Outro 

Am7          Em7 
Pick a card, any card 
            Fmaj7                           Dm7   Em7 
And if your friend's in need, I'll make his penis hard 
Am7                 Em7 
Stripper magician, (gibberish) 
Fmaj7    Dm7 Em7 
(gibberish) 
Am7 
Buh. Hehhhh