Terminal Preppie

Intro: 
G C Bb C 
G C D C 
G C D C 


[Verso 1]
 
G Bb    G        Bb   G     Bb    C Bb 
I go to college, that makes me so cool 
  G      Bb     G    Bb   G   F 
I live in a dorm and show off by the pool 
  G        Bb    G     Bb      G        Bb C  Bb 
I join the right clubs just to build an impression 
  Db        C                  Bb     G 
I block out thinking, it won't get me ahead 

   G 
My ambition in life 
   F 
Is to look good on paper 
    G 
All I want is a slot 
   F              G 
In some big corporation 
 

Interlude: 
G C Bb C 
G C D C 


[Verso 2]
 
  G       Bb G     Bb   G       Bb C   Bb 
Belushi's my hero, I lampoon and I ape him 
   G    Bb     G     Bb         G      F 
My news of the world comes from Sports Illustrated 
    G        Bb G        Bb      G     Bb   C  Bb 
I'm proud of my trophies like my empty beer cans 
           Db          C       Bb             G 
Stacked in rows up the wall to impress all my friends 

    G 
No, I'm not here to learn 
  F 
I just want to get drunk 
    G 
And major in business 
    F                G 
And be taught how to fuck, whoo! 
 


[Ponte]
 
Bb G Bb G 
Win, win, 
  Bb G           Bb G 
I always play to win 
        Bb  G         Bb G 
Want to fit in like a cog 
       Bb G         Bb G 
In the faceless machine 
 


[Refrão]
 
      G         F         G        C   Bb 
I'm a terminal (terminal) terminal preppie 
G         F         G        C   Bb 
Terminal (terminal) terminal preppie 
G         F         G         F 
Terminal (terminal) terminal (terminal) 
G         F         G         F 
Terminal (terminal) terminal 
 


[Verso 3]
 
  G 
I want a wife with tits 
    F 
Who just smiles all the time 
   G 
In my centerfold world 
       F                    G 
Filled with Springsteen and wine 

A 
Some day I'll have power 
G 
Some day I'll have boats 
  A 
A tract in some suburb 
     G                A 
With Thanksgivings to host  

Solo: 
A       G 


[Refrão]
 
      A         G         A        D   C 
I'm a terminal (terminal) terminal preppie 
A         G         A        D   C 
Terminal (terminal) terminal preppie 
A         G         A        D   C 
Terminal (terminal) terminal preppie 

A C D  C A