E  D9   E7     A     D9        A     D9 
I don't want french fried potatoes 
A    D9       A     D9 
Red ripe tomatoes 
B7         Edim   B7 
I'm never satisfied 
           D9        Cdim            A       F#7 
I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay 
           D9 E7/13    A  Edim E7 
With chafafa on the side 
E  D9   E7    A     D9      A        D9 
I don't want pork chops and bacon 
A     D9       A  D9 
That won't awaken 
   B7  Edim      B7 
My appetite inside 
            D9       Cdim            A       F#7 
I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay 
           D9      Dm6     A  
With chafafa on the side 

Bridge 

   A7             D      D6 
A fella's really got to eat 
       A7    Fdim        D9 
And a fella should eat right 
 B7      Cdim      E 
Five will get you ten 
Fdim       B7         Cdim     E7 
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight 
E  D9   E7    A     D9      A         D9 
I don't want fish cakes and rye bread  
A     D9       A        D9 
You heard what I said 
B7             Edim        B7 
Waiter, please serve mine fried 
            D9       Cdim            A       F#7 
I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay 
           D9      Dm6     A  
With chafafa on the side